Ew. How decent is the present?
And she has a martian implant growing out of her head.
Holy smokes, I'd better get something really good--not just socks, like every other year!PS--I tagged you for some random meme--it's on my birdy blog. You can ignore or proceed as you like.
At least she's not wearing the leather thong like last year....
I see Aunt Ethel has got her industrial strength bra on this year. Look out!
Where did you find that picture of me?
Isn't she the one who pulls you in close and smothers you with her bazongas? {{{shudder}}}
There was always one auntie that gave us a big wet kiss on the cheek. Then we would have to nonchalantly wipe "it" away!
Missy-You'll have to take your chances.GKL-We've been asked not to mention her inmplant and there you go doing it. You should be ashamed of yourself young lady!Dguzman-Slag socks at your peril.MWB-Did you see me shudder at the memory?Barb-It has to be industrial strength, look at those knockers.Bubbles-I bought it from your ex.Sujaco-Yep. You remember her well don't you.Micgar-All familes have an "Aunt Ethel" type, don't they?
Due to stupid people who can't take a hint, comment moderation has been enabled on my blog.
But you've got to give her a big kiss before you get it. I'd be careful if I was you, she's been into the Egg Nog and she may slip you the tongue when she kisses you. Isn't family great?
Ew. How decent is the present?
ReplyDeleteAnd she has a martian implant growing out of her head.
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes, I'd better get something really good--not just socks, like every other year!
ReplyDeletePS--I tagged you for some random meme--it's on my birdy blog. You can ignore or proceed as you like.
At least she's not wearing the leather thong like last year....
ReplyDeleteI see Aunt Ethel has got her industrial strength bra on this year. Look out!
ReplyDeleteWhere did you find that picture of me?
ReplyDeleteIsn't she the one who pulls you in close and smothers you with her bazongas?
ReplyDelete{{{shudder}}}
There was always one auntie that gave us a big wet kiss on the cheek. Then we would have to nonchalantly wipe "it" away!
ReplyDeleteMissy-You'll have to take your chances.
ReplyDeleteGKL-We've been asked not to mention her inmplant and there you go doing it. You should be ashamed of yourself young lady!
Dguzman-Slag socks at your peril.
MWB-Did you see me shudder at the memory?
Barb-It has to be industrial strength, look at those knockers.
Bubbles-I bought it from your ex.
Sujaco-Yep. You remember her well don't you.
Micgar-All familes have an "Aunt Ethel" type, don't they?