Friday, November 16, 2007

Holy crap

It just hit me that I haven't put a picture of Salma Hayek on here recently. So to make up for it, here's one I stole off What Would Tyler Durden Do?:

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20 comments:

  1. KarenNovember 16, 2007 at 7:07 AM

    There was a picture of Salma on your blog?? Sorry, all I saw were a pair of melons. And good for her that they're real :)

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  2. Randal GravesNovember 16, 2007 at 7:52 AM

    Why must you people put such imagery up that only prevents me from working and contributing to the 50-consecutive month job growth of the Bush administration?

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  3. SplotchyNovember 16, 2007 at 9:51 AM

    I understand the tag "Salma Hayek" for this post, but don't you think this picture warrants an additional "Salma Hayek's Boobs" tag?

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  4. MissyNovember 16, 2007 at 10:01 AM

    I am with splotchy.

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  5. SynthaeticaNovember 16, 2007 at 10:26 AM

    got milk?

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  6. dguzmanNovember 16, 2007 at 11:09 AM

    She is seriously straining the fabric of that top. I predict a seam-breach will occur within minutes.

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  7. Evil SpockNovember 16, 2007 at 11:18 AM

    Evil Spock can't get her boobs out of Evil Spock's head!

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  8. vikkitikkitaviNovember 16, 2007 at 11:35 AM

    Oh, Salma. You are so beautiful, and talented, and smart. Why the big fake boobs? Why?

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  9. XUPNovember 16, 2007 at 11:50 AM

    vikki - see comments above for answer to naive question

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  10. CupNovember 16, 2007 at 12:29 PM

    I wish I had her t*ts.

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  11. DeeptiNovember 16, 2007 at 12:31 PM

    Methinks someone shrunk her favourite dress...

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  12. SamuraiFrogNovember 16, 2007 at 2:57 PM

    Muchos pechos! Gracias!!

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  13. AnonymousNovember 16, 2007 at 4:59 PM

    Karen-Real and full, she did just have a baby after all.

    Randal-You're not the only guy who let a pair like that stop his work.

    Splotchy-This a family blog sir, how dare you say "boobs" out loud! Oh crap, I just said "boobs" too. Now I can't stop, "boobs" "boobs" "boobs."

    Missy-Don't let Splotchy lead you astray. "Boobs."

    Commander-Apparently Salma does.

    Dguz-I'm praying for that breach.

    Evil Spock-And why would you want to?

    Vikki-They're real and they're fantastic, so says her nursing baby anyway.

    Urban-I'll handle crowd control young lady, you just move along now. :)

    Beth-If you had her boobs you wouldn't be you.

    Jane-And it looks soooooo much better now.

    Samurai-Si!

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  14. WhiskeymarieNovember 16, 2007 at 6:33 PM

    I like her for her mind.

    Boobs. Boobs.
    Dammit, monkey! Now you've got me saying it too!

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  15. AnonymousNovember 16, 2007 at 6:50 PM

    Ha-cha-cha!

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  16. AgiNovember 16, 2007 at 8:28 PM

    Bless you! That photo just made my day.

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  17. Johnny YenNovember 16, 2007 at 11:10 PM

    Would it be a sexist observation that her newborn child will undoubtedly not go hungry? Yeah, I thought so.

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  18. AnonymousNovember 17, 2007 at 9:48 AM

    Whiskey-Boobs. Me too. Boobs.

    Kirby-Hubba hubba.

    Comandante-Glad I could help.

    Johnny-I don't think so, but then again I'm the guy who put her photo on here.

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  19. mwbNovember 17, 2007 at 11:43 AM

    Once again Salma sets the bar for hotness impossibly higher for the rest of women.

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  20. Fredrick SchwartzNovember 22, 2007 at 12:04 PM

    I am Jack's insatiable desire to lick some Latina cleavage.

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