You know if you have a lovely bouquet of daisies and you put them in a vase? And then you go on vacation or something and you come home to find dead daisies in a vase? And when you throw out the daisies you know you have to dump out the water? And the water is a bit slimy and kind of smells bad?
what I'd like to know is: is HE worth the trouble? does he make sure to not have skid marks in his underpants? Does HE promise to not pick his nose and fart? In other words, is HE a keeper? Don't cha just love the way women are suposed to worry about such dumb shit but men don't have to worry about a thing?
Please answer as honestly as possible.
Maybe as fresh as a breath mint, I think. Not a daisy.
ReplyDeleteYou know if you have a lovely bouquet of daisies and you put them in a vase? And then you go on vacation or something and you come home to find dead daisies in a vase? And when you throw out the daisies you know you have to dump out the water? And the water is a bit slimy and kind of smells bad?
ReplyDeleteLike that.
I'm kinda prickly like thistle. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteI don't like the way that guy is touching her daisy.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, dude, that's not how you do it.
ReplyDeleteI'm always fresher than a fraternity house!
ReplyDeleteDguz-Just as long as you're fresh.
ReplyDeleteJess-Holy shit, you had me lauging so hard I was crying when I read your comment.
Freida-So you're telling me you're a chick with a prick?
Vikki-She dumped him for a guy who did know how to touch her "daisy" and she became much happier as a result of her actions.
Missy-That's good to know.
this is too funny for words
ReplyDeleteis that the OLD massengill girl?
Gimme a minute for a quick whore's bath and I'll at least be as fresh as a pine tree air freshener in a strip joint.
ReplyDeleteMy! Senator Feingold hasn't aged one bit!
ReplyDeletethat's a vadge q, right? they want to know if I clean the beav on a daily basis.
ReplyDeletedon't you love those vinty ads?
Monkey- You're soaking in it.
ReplyDeletewhat I'd like to know is: is HE worth the trouble? does he make sure to not have skid marks in his underpants? Does HE promise to not pick his nose and fart? In other words, is HE a keeper? Don't cha just love the way women are suposed to worry about such dumb shit but men don't have to worry about a thing?
ReplyDeleteDcap-Believe it or not but I went to college with one of the Massingill heiresses. She always smelled so fresh.
ReplyDeleteD Cup-It's all that vinegar and water he washes up with.
Jewgirl-I love love love those vinty ads. Look for more later!
Freida-You always make me laugh girl. I love you for it.
Liberality-I could not agree more. I've always hated the double standard.
Depends on the damn daisy Doctor!
ReplyDeleteOh, and this kind of prickly, Dr. Monkey.
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