The couple from down the street decided not to invite you to their Christmas party this year. So guess what? Take the $5 you were going to spend on that bottle of cheap wine for them and stick it in a Salvation Army kettle instead. And go ahead and send five bucks to the Kucinich campaign too.
Friday, November 23, 2007
And now for the good news
The couple from down the street decided not to invite you to their Christmas party this year. So guess what? Take the $5 you were going to spend on that bottle of cheap wine for them and stick it in a Salvation Army kettle instead. And go ahead and send five bucks to the Kucinich campaign too.
Do I see the faintest glimmer of holiday Crunky under that tree?
ReplyDeleteThat cat sweater is the bomb!
ReplyDeleteI'd leave an intelligent comment here but that woman's dress has temporarily rendered me with an IQ of - 6.
ReplyDeleteThat guy stole my pussy sweater!
ReplyDeleteWhen did my cousins get their own MySpace page?
ReplyDeleteA couple of reasons to not put that $5 in the Salvation Army bucket: Here, at least, in order to get a bed for the night in the SA shelter, there is mandatory religious service. And they are also notoriously anti-gay. Better to choose a different charity.
ReplyDeleteSplotchy-Crunky is a Christmas miracle!
ReplyDeleteKirby-Kicky, isn't it?
Karen-6? Wow you're a freaking genius compared to me.
Fran-You have to got to keep better track of your pussy!
D Cup-I hope their fashion sense runs in your family.
Suzy-I chose Salvation Army kettles becausewhen I was a young monkey, my family was on the receiving end of their charity more than once during the holidays.
I'd actually prefer to go to their party if they're dressed like that.
ReplyDeletei will send them $5 to get a new dress
ReplyDeleteWhen I steal that for "Don't Wear Wednesday," I will be sure to give you full credit.
ReplyDeletePeople have been tellin' me that for years Dr. but if at 50 it is still problematic... well then I guess that is the way it is.
ReplyDeleteI sold my prom dress to a second hand store, and I can see where it's ended up now!
ReplyDeleteDr. M -- I also appreciate much of what they do, but I wish there was neither dogma nor strings attached. Many of my students live in the SA shelter.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me she's only holding her belly because she's full, NOT because she's got a freak-bun in the oven....
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