Tuesday, July 31, 2007

A Two for Tuesday Threefer

Here's two shots of the mountains near el Casa de Monkey:
Here's a shot of two pots of basil:
And finally because I like limericks, here's two of my favorites:

There once was a couple from St. Clair,
Who were making love on the stair.
The banister broke,
So they doubled their stroke
And they finished off in mid air.

There once was a young lady named Alice
Who tried a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina
And parts of her ass in Dallas.


Splotchy said...

Nicely done, doctor!

Joe said...

I love mountains, I love fresh basil, and I love goth chicks straddling things.

This is my lucky day!

J.D. said...

Hehehehehehehehe. Limericks ROCK!

Jenn Siva said...

Looks pretty and nothing is better than a naughty limerick

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Johnny Yen said...

As much as my folks complain about the politics in Tennessee, the state simply can't be beat for beauty. Very nice.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...


Bubs-After the day you had yesterday I'm glad I helped make this one a better one!

JD-Memorize them while you are young JD and they'll come in handy later at parties as ice breakers with the ladies at parties, and never ever go out with a gal who does not like limericks.

Green-I agree.

Johnny-Tell you r folks that they are not alone. There are progressive liberal people in Tennessee.

Freida Bee said...

There once was a muckey young monkey
Whose blog was considerably funky.
He always posts pictures
Of primates with whiskers
And hot lasses in search of his crunky.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Freida-Okay, that's it, you just went into my "Friend of the Monkey Hall of Fame."

I am honored by your limerick and if and when we ever meet in person, the drinks are on me.

Distributorcap said...

"pots of basil"

interesting choice of words --- i didnt know basil was good for cancer or glaucoma

Coaster Punchman said...

Oh how your poetry moves me. And the Quisp man! I love Quisp! At least I remember loving it when I was about 4! I saw a box in the supermarket the other day and it was like $5. F that shit!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Distributor-It's basil I swear.

Coaster-You found Quisp? Where? It's not for sale here in TN. I too loved it as a kid!

NotSoccer Mom said...

oh my god that's hysterical!

"and parts of her ass in dallas."

Michael Knight Rambo said...

Those are hills- not mountains. The basil looks delicious and I love that girl on the rail. Genius!