Monday, June 27, 2016

British people tell us why they voted to leave the European Union

"I did it to piss off the French."

"I voted to leave cos it's what some geezer told me to do."

"You want that Eurotrash telling you what to do?  You want them immigrants comin' in your public loos telling you you can't have a wank from some bloke with soft hands?  Hell no you don't.  Nows you know how I felt."

"I'm old, I don't give a shit anymore."

"I'm frightened we're going to end up like Greece, broke and exhausted from all that anal sex."

"I voted for Brexit because I want us to concentrate on watching out for the Soviets."

"The EU wouldn't recognize my marriage to my horse.  That's why I voted to leave."

"Fuck that guy."

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